Truck present, jokes. Eat Sleep Tow Funny Tow Truck Driver Tee Shirt Poster. Can't I'm On Call Funny Tow Truck Driver Gift Design design Poster. When we came on the scene the truck and trailer had ran off the road to the right and smacked a tree head on. It was one of those 100 year old oak trees. This was back in the day when there were cab over semi trucks, or the ones without noses or the engine is under the cab.

Tow truck drivers are a big help when we need them. They provide many helpful services for drivers, including emergency roadside assistance, vehicle recovery (stuck in a ditch, mud, or body of water), traffic collision quick-clearance, storm damage clearance, community training programs for law enforcement, emergency responders, and fire departments, and so much more. This makes tow truck drivers much more than just towing operators.

And with such a high level of responsibility, it is no surprise that tow truck drivers take their jobs very seriously. But through all that seriousness, they have a humorous side too! Continue reading for some funny automotive jokes favored by tow truck drivers everywhere.

A teenage boy tells his father, “Dad, there is something wrong with the car. There’s water in the carburetor.”

His dad replies, “Water in the carburetor? That’s just ridiculous!”

Anime studio pro 9. But his son persists, saying “Dad, I’m telling you there is water in the carburetor!”

His dad starts to get a little nervous, and says, “You don’t even know what a carburetor is! But fine, I’ll come take a look. Where is the car?”

The son replies, “In the pool.”

Writer: Maura Hayes

A man gets a flat tire, so he pulls over to the side of the road to check it out. After he gets out of his vehicle, he opens his trunk and retrieves two life-size cardboard cut-outs of a nude man in an open trench coat. He places the cardboard cut-outs at the rear of his vehicle, facing on-coming traffic. These cut-outs of men were so life-like you wouldn’t believe they weren’t real!

As he proceeds to put on his spare tire, he notices that traffic is slowing down to get a better look at his life-size cut outs, honking, shouting, and causing a commotion. This was of course backing up traffic and causing a huge distraction for other drivers. So a police officer pulls over to see what’s going on.

The officer asks the man, “What is going on here?” The man replies, “Just changing a flat tire, Sir.”

The policeman exclaims back, “So what are those obscene cardboard men doing out here on the side of the road?!”

The man replies back in shock, as if the officer should already know the answer, saying…

“Helloooooooo, those are my emergency flashers!”

Writer: Joe Dobrowolski

What do you get when you cross a Chrysler with a Fiat?

A BIG car that doesn’t start!

Writer: RJ Goos

An old man was driving his Buick down the freeway when his cell phone rang. Upon answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280! Please be careful!”

Herman replies, “It’s not just one car, it’s hundreds of them!”

Writer: Jack Wager

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